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You know how sometimes you get a silly idea in your head, and you can't let go of it until it's done?

So I bring you: A Buffyverse Alphabet (in the style of Edward Gorey's Gashlycrumb Tinies):

A is for Anya, who died being brave.
B is for Buffy, crawled out of her grave.
C's for Cordelia, gave birth to a god.
D is for Darla, whose birth plan was flawed.
E is for Eve, who was dead from the First.
F is for Fred, whose fate was much worse.
G is for Gunn, who put up a brave fight.
H is for Harmony, who succumbed to a bite.
I is for Illyria, gone to dust.
J is for Jonathan and his misplaced trust.
K's for Katrina, clubbed in the head.
L is for Lilah, still scheming, but dead.
M is for Merrick, a wound in his throat.
N is for Nikki, who had a nice coat.
O is for Olaf, turned into a troll.
P's for Principal Snyder, gobbled up whole.
Q is for Quentin, who got blown up.
R is for Rack, who was drained like a cup.
S is for Spike, burned up on the spot.
T is for Tara, killed by a stray shot.
U is for Underwood, Cecily, finally slain by D'Hoffryn.
V's for Veruca, who did not rate a coffin.
W is for Warren, who was flayed (it was gory).
X is for Xin Rong. Tell her mother she's sorry.
Y's for all the young kids watching Smile Time in arenas.
Z's for the zookeeper, munched by hyenas.

ETA: If you're bewildered by any of these, I made an explanatory post here!

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