i want to play

I'm not usually big with the memes, but this one looks like fun. Snagged directly from soft_princess and indirectly from, presumably, the hive mind:

Name or describe three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them. (Assuming, you know, that I have some idea what the fandom is, etc.)

I'm pretty curious what might come of this.

SunnyD nominations

I'm, er, a little late with this! But still very happy to mention that Sock Puppet was nominated at the SunnyD awards for best OC (yay, Troy!). So, a great big thanks to whoever nominated me!

Also, very excitingly, yourlibrarian has been nominated in the category Best Beta! She's been so incredibly wonderful to work with, I'm really pleased to see her name up there. I'm really not sure how people figure out who to vote for, for Best Beta, since their work is only ever really apparent to the authors they work with. But anyway, I'm here to tell you that yourlibrarian is pretty awesome. And voting is open until May 13th!

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In other news, today I very much enjoyed reading savoytruffle and apreludetoanend's recent S/X series, "This is Not a Trilogy."

This is Not a Story
These are Not Enchiladas
This is Not My Beautiful Wife